THANK YOU LIL B
- Men's magazine on eating right: STEAK PROTEIN EAT A WHOLE DANG COW EAT YOUR LOCAL BOOK CLUB FOR AN EXTRA ENERGY BOOST PROTEIN HOO HAH
- Women's magazine on eating right: One piece of lettuce a day with a side of two slices of skinless apple (the skin has extra calories! YUCK!) Want to treat yourself? Indulge in a plate of rabbit food with yummy diet water sauce for an extra kick!
so i just imagined roman mythology like a bunch of deviantart Original characters:
Rome: And here’s my OC, Mars.
Greece: …Isn’t that Ares?
Rome: No he’s completely original, see, his name is Mars.
Greece: You just mirrored Ares, changed the hair colour an-
Rome: MARS IS MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL
before u say i am stoling this mythos let me explain u a thing
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Weird Tube of the Day: Prancercise, A Fitness Workout
More than two decades after its initial production back in 1989, Joanna Rohrback’s horse-inspired workout routine Prancercise finally sees the light …in the weird part of YouTube.
Some profanity I’d like to hear more often:
- “For the sake of fuck”
- “For shitting out loud”
- “For the fuck of God”
- “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
- “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
- “Fuckwad”
- “Cocktard”
- “Shitbeak”
- “Cuntsteak”
- “Dunderfuck”
cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.
These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today
fucknugget
fucknugger*
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I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO REACT TO THIS
i had to scroll all the way back to the top to reblog it..
the oNLY GOOD THING ABOUT THE NEW TUMBLR LAYOUT IS I DID NOT HAVE TO SCROLL RIGHT BACK TO THE TOP OF THIS POST TO REBLOG IT
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